Who's your Stooge?

Second City Television, the Toronto-based comedy sketch show where people like John Candy and Rick Moranis came from, once did a skit in which Joe Flaherty and Eugene Levy played newscasters on a local news program. They covered things like, “Loose dog could have been hit by carâ€� complete with photos of where the dog was last seen, and maybe a file photo of a car, but without an actual photo of the dog, poking fun at small town TV news. They also had feature stories of general interest like, “Wearing jockey underwear could be lethal!â€� and, yes, “Stooge you like best, key to your personality.â€� They never actually covered the stooge story.  Let’s fix that.

Larry Fine was the ultimate victim. Blows rained upon him and he simply accepted them and went on. Curly Howard, was another victim, who fought back ineffectively, often only making things worse. Finally, Moe Howard, control freak and disciplinarian, saw himself as “the brains of the outfit,� but often got them into one bad situation after another. Nonetheless, Larry and Curly just accepted this and kept on taking orders. Does this remind you of work, too? I know who I am. Which one are you?

Much of their comedy, let’s face it, all of their comedy, was based on the idea that other people’s pain is funny. Many today think they were over the top on this; too much. Back in their day this was not the case. In those earlier, simpler times, there was a lot more pain. I think the public had a higher tolerance. Things like the Depression, gangster rub-outs, and the practice of hurling dinnerware at the husband all created an environment that was more accepting of violence. Laurel and Hardy also relied heavily on the inflicted pain concept, but there was a subtle difference.

Ollie, usually the perpetrator, often suffered the boomerang effect; his own stunt would come back to bite him. Stanley sometimes fought back, but unlike Curly, gave as good as, or better than he got.

 I think maybe I identify a bit more with Oliver Hardy. Like Moe, he believes that he knows it all. He just doesn’t think things through. How are we going to patch this hole in the cellar door? “Why don’t you climb up on the roof and hand me down that bucket of tar, Stanley? And beeee careful!â€�

Sure, you can see it coming a mile away, but the fact that he seems oblivious just makes it that much funnier. Remind me to get some turpentine.

OK you guys! Spread Out!

Bill Abrams appreciates the Three Stooges from his home in Pine Plains.

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