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Movies: ‘The Dead Don’t Die’
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You know the scene. The full moon. The graveyard at night. The gravestone, a little crooked. Then an arm pops up through the soil! Aaagh! The dead are rising from their graves!

What the makers of zombie movies never really explain is the mechanics of becoming reanimated while interred in a box bolted shut and buried under six feet of earth. I mean, this is an arduous undertaking, and the zombie can’t be in the greatest shape. And how does the zombie know which way is up?

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