What’s a Sexy Movie Without Good Sex?

Movie: ‘50 Shades Freed’
Dakota Johnson in “Fifty Shades Freed”

Our long national nightmare is over. I refer to the release of “50 Shades Freed,” which, we are told, is the last installment of  the “50 Shades” films telling the story of the two most boring people who ever deployed a nipple clamp.

Bulletin: Ms. Dakota Johnson, who plays Anastasia Steele, looks very nice with her shirt off. And a good thing, too, because it seems that fully one hour of this almost two-hour movie is devoted to this topic.

Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey also spends a lot of time with his shirt off, if that helps.

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