Signs of Cultural Decay

‘The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2’

I am a cultural conservative. I found this out after watching Bill Condon’s legitimately awful “Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part Two.”

Why am I a cultural conservative? Because I dislike — intensely — the cavalier way in which absolute artistic verities are discarded in order to create highly dubious movies.

What am I talking about? I am talking about hipster vampires who have no problem walking around in the day time. I am talking about werewolves who just twitch a little bit in order to turn — with no full moon or gypsy woman to point out the pentagram on the palm.

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